Friday, February 1, 2013
Friday Letters and a 21st Bday memory (or lack thereof)
Its FRIDAYYY!!! If your a working woman you know exactly what this means! Wine starts tonight and does not end until Sunday evening. If only it went like that. I have to work tongiht :( I've stated before that I have a full time job and also waitress 5 times a week. I LOVE it. If I could I would waitress full time I would! Do not judge me. I have a 4 year degree and would still waitress.
I Love you, and you love me. It's my Birthday month (Feb 3), my daddy's birthday, my Best friends Birthday and Valentines day all in one! What other month can give so much more love?!
I have recently discovered your Turkey bacon, egg white, whole wheat sandwich which is only 320 calories and 13 grams of carbs! You saved me from a bagel and cream cheese craving this morning!
Please get with the program. I am working my toosh off and seriously I just need 10 more lbs! I'm not asking for a miracle here. Your frustrating the shiznit out of me and its not cool anymore.
Thank you for blessing my life in more ways than I deserve. It is because of you I am where I am today. I ask you for patience and kindness and that I have a blessed birthday with family and friends. I Love you.
Dear Saturday (Faturday),
I have been waiting for you all week! Hopefully I will wake up feeling skinny tomorrow so I don't feel so bad about shoving my face with an undesirable amount of food. GAh I cannot wait!!
You have been amazing all week. Please cooperate tomorrow!
And now for a funny story....
For my 21st birthday I got a bunch of friends together and we took a limo to dinner and drove around. My husband, (boyfriend at the time) totally paid for the entire limo too! How sweet! Anyhoo, We started the night off with a few shots for everyone. Patron was the choice of the night. Hubs had bought me one of those big ol bottles! Like the size of your head status! We all got into the limo and started to drink it up! Dinner was about an hour drive away. By the time we end up at the retaurant I have a nice buzz going, but boyfriend is totally freakin wasted!!!! He spends like an hour in the bathroom at the restaurant when we get there! I was so pissed because this was MY birthday and I was the one who was suppose to be puking, not him! Anyhooo, he recovers and joins us for dinner. Dinner was so-so, I didn;t even eat. I just cared about drinking , and the fact that they brought me the wrong food made it worse. Dinner was over and we jumped back in the limo. Had some more shots of patron and were having a grand ol time! As we started to head back home I started to feel a wee bit nauseous...OH NOO. Before I could even think I quckly rolled down the window and half barfed in the limo/out the window! We had to pull over, I lost my favorite sweater that night because it was covered in puke. There happened to be a bouquet or roses in the limo, not sure where they came from, but all I remember is people shoving rose petals up their noses! My poor friends. In the end boyfriend was stuck with a $250.00 clean up tab. :( It was definitely a night to remember and no one will ever let me live that down. My dad even offered to give me a bucket to take in the limo and i refused. Shoulda listened to daddy, he knows best! Since then I have not been able to drink Patron ever again. Now a different tequila, yes. But that's a whole different story in which I can't drink that one ever again either.
Have a Fabulous Weekend!